The other day, while hopelessly scrolling through titles on a major video streaming service (rhymes with “flamazon grime”), I kept coming across movie and television show selections that offered no rating.
At the time, I found it annoying.
That’s when I realized content ratings can be useful. And so,
voilà!: False Positive‘s content ratings:
RATED TEEN – May contain mild violence, mild horror creature imagery,
“I have to use this bag, ever since some chucklehead walked off with my briefcase.”
I honestly just don’t know what to say after the ending of the last one.
“Hello, sir? Payment for your first six issues of Grit is due, sir. We can do this the easy way or the hard way… and you’re not going to like the hard way.”
“Ok Little Tommy, I’m going out for cigarettes. No, no. Don’t wake your mother. I promise, I’ll be right back.” – A true horror story
Maybe this kid is the baby who floated away at the end of the last story…
That one stair… I’d propably hit it every day with my head.
‘Good day to you too sir!
Might we interest you in some reading materials on the coming of our dreaded Lord Chtulhu?’
I was NOT expecting more FalPo for a long long long time =D