Let’s Rate Content!

on 2019/06/08

The other day, while hopelessly scrolling through titles on a major video streaming service (rhymes with “flamazon grime”), I kept coming across movie and television show selections that offered no rating.

At the time, I found it annoying.

That’s when I realized content ratings can be useful. And so,
voi​là!: False Positive‘s content ratings:

RATED TEEN – May contain mild violence, mild horror creature imagery, language and/or suggestive themes. Think PG-rated movies like Spirited Away, Star Wars: A New Hope, ParaNorman, Monster House, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Beetlejuice, and Twilight Zone: The Movie.

RATED TEEN PLUS – May contain some violence, gun violence, mild profanity, moderate horror creature imagery, moderate body horror imagery, and/or suggestive themes. Think PG-13 or 80’s-PG-rated movies like Dune, Gremlins, Poltergeist, Jaws, Red Dawn, Dragonslayer, Temple of Doom, and Princess Mononoke.

RATED MATURE – May contain intense violence, graphic horror imagery, drug use, partial nudity (butt nudity), some profanity, and/or mature themes. No full nudity. No sexual situations. Think R-rated movies like The Thing, Alien, Pan’s Labyrinth, Final Destination, Event Horizon, The Fly, Slither, Evil Dead 2, Creepshow, and Scanners.

So, what do you think?

Helpful?

Pointless?

You really just want to know when False Positive starts up again? 

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Under Construction

on 2019/04/11

If you’ve been here before, you might have noticed some changes to the design of the website.

The updates were way over due and unavoidable.

Some issues are still being ironed out.

In the meanwhile, if you’re experiencing difficulties with the update to the traditional reading format, here’s an alternate way to enjoy some of the stories:

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