Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
tis but a scratch
The only real DIY methods involve axes
Putting her bare hands right next to the malignant growth: fatal mistake?
I was thinking the same.
Seconded.
it’s not dead, burn it
Damn! Piper handled business with no remorse… and the thing is still alive enough to express dismay at being decapitated? Madness. Poor Abe.
I don’t know if I agree with her decision to pick up the head though, unless she’s going to immediately throw it into a fire.
Now, if I know my infectious polymorphic tentacle-monsters right, it’s gonna sting her with its infectious tentacle tongue!
Well, that was unexpected.
Knowing what happens near that, I’d leave the head where it is.
Besides this, it’s clear who’s proficient with weapons and who is not. 🙂
Roasted Stick Eye anyone?
Sorry, Stink Eye.
amazing
That’s very professional. He still seems hungry even without a body, though.
Even ‘Ack!’ is a stunning performance without vocal cords.
Mouths make tons of sounds without vocal cords, it’s the lack of lungs that poses the serious challenge. That could’ve been his last puff of air for a final lip smack. Or just a breeze passing through.
or the growth its self has grown a lung and has been piping oxygen this hole time, His head is now portable bagpipes.
Whatever the case, I’m applauding.
kill it kill it with FIRE!!!!
Fire! Into the fire!
BURNNNN IT!
Nice and Crispy!
And if you live through this without being infected, get some gloves.
There’s a Plants Vs Zombies joke somewhere in there…
The art on page 11 was maybe some foreshadowing of this?
That lady had better level for this.
Bring the fire to the infected, not the other way around. Bad things will happen, if it’s not from the head, it’ll be from the body or from the guy he bit.
“Thirded” ^^
My first thought exactly, closely followed by “Why does she think that would accomplish anything, its not the “THings” head after all”.
Wow. Gruesome. But it’s gotta be done.
Am I the only person who saw her place her foot on his head in panel 3, and fully expected tentacles to come shooting out to grab her leg in panel 4?