The other day, while hopelessly scrolling through titles on a major video streaming service (rhymes with “flamazon grime”), I kept coming across movie and television show selections that offered no rating.
At the time, I found it annoying.
That’s when I realized content ratings can be useful. And so,
voilà!: False Positive‘s content ratings:
RATED TEEN – May contain mild violence, mild horror creature imagery,
uh-oh…time loop
Ding dong, the witch ain’t dead … no big ol’ Greeks chopped off her head …