Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
“I want to go to DISNEYLAND!”
“The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair. “
I cannot wait to see how this pans out! Is Oprah going to take the bait? It’s too good, really. I’m rapt.
This is getting dangerous…. Oprah should run
This is where “perhaps”comes in….if this entitycan not escape at the moment….then perhaps “she” could entice a monkey…to open the door.
Ah temptation, clouder of judgement…Step up please!
Just found your page and read from beginning to end. You’ve got a great style and concise, twisted plots. Bravo!
Oh wow I can’t wait for Monday now 0_o; Good one!
Holy crap, you do it again. More plot twists. I love your stories.
Ugh, that shapeshifting demon is creeeeepy. I love this comic!
Why is everyone saying Oprah should run? We know how it turns out, you’ve heard of Oprah, haven’t you…..
Great character by the way. Demon, not the Oprah, I mean
I somehow knew she would be interested alone in Oprah. Somehow, Oprah is the one person standing between the godess and her freedom, sure thing she goes for her..
I’m not surprised that she’s just interested in Oprah. Oprah’s the only thing that stands between her and her freedom, somehow.
Need to call the Liquidators (Russian: ликвида́торы), and bury the “THING” in a sarcophagus of boron pellets like in Chernobyl…of course, everybody die soon thereafter…like in Chernobyl…
Reminds me of the SCP Foundation. Which is meant to be a favorable comparison, by the by, because the Foundation scares the bejesus out of me.
Maybe Oprah wants a brand new car?
Can’t wait for Monnnndaaaay!
She wants… Convertibles for all the children of Africa!
I’ll bet Oprah’s a deity herself, and just joined this group so she could find more of her own kind. Then they’ll tear face around the place like no one’s business.
So this is how she got her own show? 😛
“My heart’s desire is to own my own telivision advice show where I never actually help anyone!”
I really love that last panel.
Also, really love a lot of the comments on here.
@ Sendaz/Vyachislav: hehehe, might have a point, sindeed.
But in general: of course “she” is interested in “her” Jailer.
Question is: what will happen next?
Luckily I can simply click next and dont ahve to wait for days.
Sadly, the temptations to click next too often are HUGE. ^^