Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
God, the things this guy does for a hamburger.
He’s looking for a hamburger, right?
To avenge his master and such?
oh i get it”yolk” he’s going to an elevated cave. I think his people were attacked by birds or something, hes probably gonna kill an innocent baby phoenix or something.
He’s committed