Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
that is one fugly kid.
He looks fine to me, but no child is particularly pleasant to watch when they’re screaming in terror. Er, unless you’re into that sort of thing.
Aww, demonpuppy just wants to play with humanpuppy.
wow. Yeah. {shakes head}…
The worst about this is that camera phones and YouTube have not been invented yet.
This is why they didn’t want kids.
Children are the future.
And the future is filled with angry, wrinkly, rhino babies.
Mom really should have had the instinct to clap the little’uns mouth shut pre-scream.
Fluffy is a bit stronger than it looks. I might be wrong but it would take a bit of effort to topple over a wagon in such a fashion.
they should have thrown the injured guy as bait like I said before….
why she just started screaming?
Goddamn kids…
It was echolocation after all!!