Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Shhh.
Guaranteeing one’s genetic inheritance with a well-placed hand over mouth … just don’t suffocate the tyke. Mothers are much more likely to kill/abandon offspring in these situations (as opposed to merely neglecting them. leaving them to create more kids) than fathers are, though.
Fortunately, with enough fear, and danger close enough, kids stop screaming, unlike Hollywood starlets.
That might leave a stain.
On the kid’s mind, I mean.
Well, doesn’t look like there will survivors. Unless you have viral zombies or those who turn into those. :/ BAD END.
blind as a bat and no sense of smell and now less cute.
Payback for a pickaxe in the back?
See ugly baby, this is what happens when you start screaming. IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
I blame the baby.
And the baby’s all like “Blame it on my youth”
Well now. I don’t think he’ll be walking that off.
I expect our… {ahem} …rather amorous and vocally appreciative blonde has slipped off screen. I expect to see her leveling a rile at its head at some point…
This Minecraft mod is getting out of hand!
why is it eating all the men? “Maneater” song comes to mind
Oh, no! Wow.