Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Well that cuts to the heart of the matter… š
And to that I quoth thee… *facepalm*
*rimshot*
dragon wants human magiks?
Now THAT was unexpected.
Interesting that you managed to surprise me once again.
I should have known better than to expectr to figere it out before the end, huh? ^^
Me: Dude, that’s still a giant dragon and you’re still not. Try and use your head here *heart gets torn out* I said your head.
Uh oh, got his heart, many a magic creature’s weak spot.