Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
“Now, where was the grave you crawled out of again?”
Oh, and it’s East B.F.E.
And somehow, I feel I should quit while I’m ahead…..
You know. Before I’m never able to look at my grandmother again without twitching slightly.