Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
That old madam? I think that I’d soak myself in gasoline prior to talking to her. In that case, I could fastly lit myself up on fire and begone to a new experience.
It’s just Norma Bates going on her morning jog!
Plenty of monsters and ghosts mascaraed as people in need of help.
I’m scared.