Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
This is why whenever I pick up a hitchhiker, I always check to see if they are secretly Coyote.
Has FP ever been this cute before!?
I thought something horrifying would happen but this made my morning. Brilliant.
Oh, coyote. Of course.
Unless it’s actually a fox and I fail zoology FOREVER.
She can’t be stupid enough to say “Wait, come back”…Right?
i love how everything is completely imex[ected, right now i thoguht he might charge at her in some scary form, the 1st story? him becoming a superhero and/or unleashing great evil from the bottles, but this is new, you create newer, suprising, and… well i dunno enough classical horror stories to judge, but from the little i know better stories that induce the fantastic feeling of fear and surprise
Aww. I would have asked it to come back. As long as it can change into many cute forms, why not keep it hanging around? ;D