Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Get wolfie!!
Wait for it!!
The only escape from REAL wolves…the troika…invented by russian’s Siberia settlers, it was made of a very light weight sled pulled by three horses, the only set up that had a chance of escape from a pack of wolves, who can run at full gallop all day long. A single horseman would quickly tire his horse and both would get eaten. Jumping from horse to horse like the Mongols did not work as the dogs would separate them and then eat them all.
I’m pretty sure a car works just fine too.
Yes, that is what we tell the non-locals…you’d be surprised at what humans can do when they know they can do it.
Yeah, we are cool as that.
Well, some hounds chase cats, others cars. This one is clever enough to chase the foolish damned.
Ah, he must have gained a soul through baptism, suggesting he was something of a farie dog to begin with. To join the tibe of Adam to end in such hatred!
really cool
That’s a great place to build a summer home. What’s the address?
I really like the GIF touch. Really adds to the feel of the story. Well done!
I’m not sure I believe this is true. I think the comment on the last page makes a good point… how did the hounds open doors? Also, how did the clever hound talk to people to convince them he was a werewolf? Sorry if I am lacking faith, but I think this is a fable and not a true story.
Yeah man! one thing’s for sure though. Constriction is 100% fact. documentary of the cavitation of the world.
No really? Gosh, I would never have guessed that these FICTITIOUS surreal horror stories might actually be FICTION!!!
I mean, all these other stories made PERFECT sense.
This page is haunted.
Cool visual Big Mike!! I saw the ghosts out of the corner of my eye while I was reading the text.
Question… did the clever hound have sexual relations with any of the townspeople? I am asking because most people don’t know that werewolves are the offspring of hounds and humans. Most people don’t know that.
After the pack of wolves descended on the town & slaughtered *every* human, does that really matter?
Well. If the hound left its loyal keen for the company of such treacherous villagers, it wasn’t that clever.
Oh, nice. š
Oh noooo, I’m caught up… š
These stories are GREAT. I feel like they’re all going to come together eventually and it’s going to be EPIC.
Oh shoot, a gif! we’re getting FANCY!!!
I prefer his first appearance to his last.