Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Is that a Rick and Morty reference?
I know Rick and Morty, and I’m not seeing it.
Jerry’s game.
I watched that video and now I hate mobile apps
It will be hard to make this more ghastly than Krokodil.
Thought the same thing
Oh ye of little faith . . .
Ain’t that the truth. Unless she mutates into a horrible eldritch abomination š
And so it begins…
…shall we call it Majorus Probemus Eruptus?
Peeling flesh in 3…2…1…
I bet the weirdness won’t come for another few pages.
See that where she scratches? That is exactly where a little tiny thing –in lack of a better word for now– is crawling up right beneath her skin. Exciting times!