Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
I foresee a rebellion…
“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”
Brutal.
That’ll do, grub. That’ll do.
Well said, Farmer Hoggett.
Ambrosia is people!?!?!? Geeze, no wonder humans stopped worshipping the pagan gods. “oh yeah, yeah, sure, we’ll make sure your crops get rain.” (turns to Hermes) ~make sure this one ends up on the dessert trolly~
“Pigs”: a little echo from Exiled, maybe?
Hamsteak?!?!?! The wellborn certainly do not know the taste of TRUE ambrosia: Bacon!
Don’t be overly familiar with the quality, Grub.
If Ambrosia is sourced from junkies clearly it’s not additive free.
Squeal like a pig! Oh wait. wrong time…
And now we add in some racism / classism into the mix