Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
“Your grub is useful.” By all means continue to show your grub on my News Feed.
This business is going to have trouble building a return customer base
Well, this just took a turn for the False Positive.
There’s that coyote/wolf again š
Yeah, I know. I comment a lot here. š
On the shirt.
Well, what d’ya know. . . the cosmic horror kid is an Eflquest fan! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WaRP_Graphics
hm… Gross!
Every last morsel means including what you just put inside yourself …
“See that my grub does. Oh, and today’s safeword is ‘cooties’.”
Well this knocks the “creepy kid” meter up a notch
Mike definitely has an issue with little kids. I wonder which horror film scared him. Or maybe it was Billy Mummy in the Twilight Zone episode “It’s a Good Life”
grub is defined either as larvae or food.
hmm…
Why not both?
That’s what I figure as well. The way he talks about him makes me wonder where this story will go next.
So… are you eating The Stuff… or is ‘The Stuff’ eating YOU?!?!
If I’m reading this correctly, the woman thought she was getting ordinary drugs, and these guys are intercepting her dealer’s housecalls to insert their substitute. So the stuff eats you, and then you become a precious metaphysical edible of another variety.