Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Yum! User-berry jam, my fav!
Bon appétit.
But don’t play with your food!
Don’t sample the product, damnit! You know what that does to you!
It’s the kid slapping the adult, interesting.
It’s a bit early to reprise him, but the kid puts me in mind of the sorcerer at the end of Incantation.
The coyote shirt could be a nod to the god-thing that’s showed up in the past too, but this feels like an awfully subtle, slow burn for its preferences.
All children are natural dommes.
wow… just… wow…
J E L L – O!
Tastes just like tapioca! Delicious, human-flavored tapioca!
Don’t eat the profits!
“What does that taste like?”
“It varies from person to person.”
icwudt 😉
Oh Em Gee.
I think the kid might be the Wanderer. Hence the wolf (coyote?) shirt.
Wayfarer, I meant. Gah, long night at work.
Stop it! No dessert until later, you’ll spoil lunch!
OK, did NOT expect that!
See? This is why no one likes marmalade, it’s basically soylent green.
Try the weight loss shake that helped Hannibal Lecter get back into a bikini!
Somehow, I’m being reminded of the Flan that was the MacGuffin in a certain episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog…
…Flan…
…Flan…
…Flan…