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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
“Billy, find a spatula, will you? And a couple of plates and forks.”
Guess not.
I wonder if they’re going to collect, process, and sell her to the next customer?
That was my first guess too. Though I’m also looking suspiciously at the little kid. He’s really out of place here.
Digging his coyote T-shirt :p
Reminds me of the Amarok (Music player) logo, but it faces the other direction
P.S. I’d never heard of ElfQuest Warp Graphics ’til just now!
Oh My, Really! You MUST read…some of ElfQuest… GREAT Writting.. and touching engaging story-telling at is best… not to mention Wonderful Art! 🙂
Oh yeah, she’s the next batch.
{Snicker}… that’s dark.. and creepy! 🙂
Well, that’s an all-new burglary technique…
Yeah, don’t mind us, just on our regular rob-the-person-who-used-our-deadly-alien-chemical-drug run.
Ad says: Free live event with dinner! No thanks. Not hungry right now.
Hmmm… is the kid wearing an ElfQuest Warpgraphics t-shirt? 🙂
And are those fragments of bone slowly being dissolved inside the gue-girl remains?
That would make more sense than what I thought it was. It looks like the Amarok logo to me, but I don’t know why that would be on a t-shirt.
I think ist supposed to be some residual, gunk-covererd articles of clothing.
I see the sweatpants, a Bra-sidestrap…..
Definetly some bone fragments in there. dont think she was wearing panties in her arm. 😉
Ah – so you are referring to the little orange chaoticly laid out structures within the orange gunk?
Might well be they are meant to be bone – they are not very anatomically located though. Biggest bone-sites in the body (head, pelvis, upper leg) dont have those markings here.
I yust noticed, that the gung is possibly quite clear . it seems to me the “underlying” clothing is quite visible.
Those objects are both clothes (underneath, as you noticed) *and* bone. “Not very anatomically located” is an understatement – the bones are well on their way into complete dissolution.
“Catch ya’ later” – hah, he wasn’t kidding, was he?
Wouldn’t it just figure that the first example of full nudity in False Positive would be something like this?
O.o
“Ah dammit, dropped another gingerbread man off the pan again…”
You know, if they had used this as a Just Say No to Drugs Ad………
This is your body….
This is your dissolved body on drugs…
😛
“Cocaine is one hell of a drug.”
And that is how the conga virus started?
It occurs to me that the thin, stretchy part in the middle there suggests that as her body dissolved, she tried to crawl forward with her hands, leaving her legs behind.
So, that’s gross. And awesome.
Yeah.. ain’t it though!?! Ruined a perfect set of breasts in the process… that’s the REAL shame! 😉
She’s fine. You’re all overreacting.
Madam, are we to understand that you are dissatisfied with our product? Very well, here is your money back and your next delivery is free of charge.
Some young, enterprising alchemists seem to have stumbled upon the formula for turning human flesh into gold. Seems they have a good racket going.
I only wonder if it wouldn’t be more efficient to use livestock as a raw material…
Maybe it’s a coyote on the boy’s shirt. After all, coyote is a trickster and the joke was definitely on her…
Y’know, one good push is usually enough to take care of a chain on a door…
‘Usually’. Any other tips on burglarizing people’s homes? 😉
Bolt cutters are quieter.
Am I the only one who thought of that Reagan-era “this is your brain on drugs” ad with the fried egg?
Because that’s a whole lotta omelet.
Is this how Oglaf’s shapeshifters are born?
The only thing worse that brain freeze is turning into an Orange Slushy!