Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Calling it now: by the end she’ll be back to normal and will be like “mmhm that was some good shit”
So, that’s going well, then.
Bleh. I need to stop reading False Positive during my *lunch* break.
Crunchy on the outside and a chewy center!
…and scene!
okay…
Errr…. sorry madam, but you seem to have something hanging from your nose.
“Just as I suspected: Milk chocolate… in a thin candy shell.”
Why am I not surprised that False Positive fans also read PBF?
Something about two great tastes that go great together? 🙂
“False Positive” is my Kinder Egg suprise!
Winners don’t do drugs
-William S. Sessions, FBI Head
Every Arcade game startup screen ever
Pretty. <3
Also, screw you all for making me waste time with Jerry's Game. D:
Creamy Tan Beast was trapped in that girl’s skin and whatever it injected was an antidote.
It seems to be working.
Well, that picture won’t give me nightmares at all…
Bitch be trippin
This is why you shouldn’t pick at it, goddamn.
just noticed that the dealer says catch you later little miss. I have a feeling that she will dissolve into the product, then he’ll just come and get the new batch.
goddamn you that was worse than a jump scare. My computer decided to freeze at the exact moment that face took up the entire screen and I had to stare at it until my computer decided to twitch again. I love it, thank you.
A scene so disturbing that your *computer* went into shock?
Dang!
I really should’ve known she wasnt transmogrifying into some bronze, goddess-like being when I saw the melty fingertips in the previous strip.
hm. Gross!
Her tongue is translucent.
At least her teeth are still perfect!
BREAKING NEWS: new street drug “Slimeball” does exactly what it says on the tin.