Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Made my Monday! I just love the sight of critical hits in the morning.
Heh, that’s more than a crit isnt it? You have a chance of SURVIVING a crit; That’s an instagib from a target ~20 levels higher than you.
I believe this is less a crit and more an invocation of the Chunky Salsa Rule.
Well that was rude. :p
It’s just a flesh wound.
I definitely blame his haircut. He had it coming.
Well… that’s a Crit.
Really great work here. I found this site in late november (with the halloween-special). Jsut had to spread it imediately x)
Thanks.
I appreciate any help spreading word about the comic. Promotion is not my strong suit.
…Did their tank just get 1-shotted?
Cure light wounds!!
Vorpal Strike!
Maybe he’ll be okay.
…And that is why tanks wear full plate armor whenever possible. Wearing a tin can makes it easier to collect all your bits later.
“CRUNCH”
Yes, that is the sound.
Sweet.
Well that’s going to make for an awkward resurrection….”Oh hai welcome back ‘stumpy’… I *can* call you stumpy, right?”
The dangers of melee, folks.
Well. That escalated quickly. š
I think he might fail his death save on that one.
That’ll leave a mark….
Sure looks like he ate a lot of spaghetti before the fight.
If his HP hasn’t hit Critical Existence Failure, he still has his sword in one hand. and he could get in a few good kicks.
What happens if you cast resurrection on both halves again?
Well, that may not be GREAT news for the campaign…
One down, three to go!
TPK! TPK! TPK!
They better take this situation a little more seriously before their levity comes back and bites them… again.
Ah, the usual fate of ill-prepared tanks with too much self-confidence.
Also: I`m back. Left to avoid the usual “wait for ages (imaginary ones at least) for an update.
Believe me, that is an act requiering a lot of self control. ^^
Ouchy.
That’s what you get for talking shit.
Welp, time to pull out a new character sheet . . .
The comment sections on this storyline me laughing out loud quite a bit. XD
I think he needs to shop for better armor. He’ll have to look for a half-off sale though.