Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
I feel a transition coming up here, folks…
I wonder what transits well from a nuke blowing in Brown’s face…
Yeah, hold on while I get this unlocked just in time for us all to be assimilated and all go up together.
Why does the thing say skwee?
It needs of grease.
It must obey the inscrutable exhortations of its soul.
Fuu . . .!#ack#
Another one bites the dust.
I’m wondering if it’s two – depending on how you interpret the casual relationship between that and the “Bleck”. Maybe Miss Agent was pulled downwards/slimed over with the infected hand, and the scientist got projectile-slimed.
7/10 he just released the contagion into the rest of the world.
Either that or he’ll take a nuke to the face as soon as it opens.
Take it easy, Brown. No need to hurry. Just take your time.
I’m calling it: the hatch is surrounded by zombie penguins.