Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
oh hey, are we late to the party? traffic was hell.
Nah, you’re not too late. Just jump onto the fire so we can get this BBQ *really* going.
Me thinks the lady in the partial encounter suit may be bringing a passenger.
Also kind of surprised that the fire suppression system did not activate.
Hmm. Speculation: Gun chick really did die, and she’s one of the things pretending to be a human. Hiding it with the suit.
The whatzitz looks like it wants to keep its next potential “point person” in functional shape, so shooting it would be bad. Obviously the monster has net gain despite the occasional loss-leader. Certainly it could use a gun if it wanted.
So many questions!!!
“-: OH SHIT! WE WERE LATE TO THE BARBEQUE!
I’m just gonna say here that it makes me very, very nervous that we haven’t seen Gun Woman’s face for several pages.
Then again…this is False Positive. Nine times out of ten things don’t really end well for anybody.
Spoiler: the guy with the suit got some alien goo on his shoe sole while stepping on the corpses. That goo will later infect the lady protagonist(s?) and end the story in a gruesome way.
Yes… wait a minute…. Why in hell did Gun Woman take his mask off?
Nevertheless, I got one sole thing from FP series:
Things always go wrong. Shit always happens… One way or another, they’ll end up with a disaster. Hope has forsaken these pages 🙂