Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Seems to me that there are two muzzle flashes on the left gun?
Otherwise awesome page!
I count 2 as well.
Also two “Bang”s – indicating a quick succession Manga-style
I also count 2 “BANG”s. Pretty sure that’s on purpose.
Well there’s two “BANG”s next to her gun. Maybe she moved it.
There’s also two “bangs” there, so I figure it’s just a way to show that she fired two shots in rapid succession.
Nothing to see here, move along…
Han shot first!
Two shots, but it seems only one hit target, unfortunately.
yeah, thats the double tap. very deadly
Ah, so they CAN branch. I wonder how that even works.
Hahah, that was exactly my first thought =D
Easily I would assume.
I supposin that does not answer quite what you were asking though.
They move as a chain it would seem, yet I believe that should someone happen to run into the middle of the chain, a branch would form.
There’s always that one person that HAS to update their facebook no matter what.
I would imagine their status update is ‘hashtag worksux’
I think she is shopping for an adamantium helmet.
My thoughts exactly š
I wonder even more what happens when you split the connecting tissue between two? Will the shorter end be independent? Will it die? Will it take more time to act?
I knew it! I just f**king knew it! working a 9-5 job in an shared (cubicle) office environment is unhealthy!
I think these people have been making too much use of LinkedIn to try advancing in their careers…
Unhealthy environment? For who?
It looks like the Specimen actually *thrives* in it. Indeed, its productivity rating is absolutely astounding!
Conga line of the damned!
Ahhh! The situation has only been made worse by the addition of yet more bees^H^H^H^H^H alien conga-line!
Wait, how come they aren’t using their puke-attack…?
Hail Hydra!
Ummm… does the chubby devil baby desk toy in the foreground have any relevance (in pop culture, or elsewhere in FP)?
Just seems to be the only ‘whimsical’ item in the office…
When the last victim is about to be taken, the alien chain-monster at the end will lean in and whisper in a gurgling, eldritch voice-
“Purple monkey dishwasher.”
Why didn’t someone flip the tables … barriers are helpful.
In case of alien zombie apocalypse:
1. git commit
2. git push
3. evacuate building