Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
“We forgot Jones…!”
[…sound of angry cat in distance, clearly shredding something…]
There are weeeabos here!
All YOUR weeaboos are belong to us.
“I think i left the stove on”
“That guy owes me $5”
“We are in a FP comic and clearly should be dead by now, lets catch the author off guard and avoid the horrible death trap around that corner”
“Oh god, I left on the easy bake oven!”
“I left a turkey in the oven.”
“… That mattress was Royal-Pedic!”
The master key’s at the back of the conga line. Running won’t do much good if the infected are the only ones that can unlock doors.
My money: She’s a free agent, still under control or the entity, and has led him back to the central host. Yowza it sucks to be a character in these comics.
I don’t believe she’s the same person as in the beginning, unless she got a lip surgery as a special treatment. The woman in the beginning had a much fuller lower lip. Also, different shaped eyebrows.
How much y’all wanna bet that he’s GOING BACK FOR OKABE
He knows how to take care of a really bad yeast infection!