Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Flour! The fools!
That saltwater mix is a killer
It looks like she’s using a Beretta M9, which has a 15-round magazine standard.
She’s used four rounds so far … oO;
Thanks Archer
She’s also shooting right-handed. The gun she handed in was left.
Four rounds, that we’ve actually seen / heard.
Before that…
Introducing salt-water and flour to some sort of yeasty thing? Sounds like they were working on a really half-baked idea, there.
Quickly! We must preheat the oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit, or we’re dead!
Bwahahaha! They should have just stuck with the soup! 🙂
For the last couple panels, I’m expecting this whole thing to be part of a test. Sacrifice the entire complex to see how the specimen infects and spreads.
“Complex”? So it’s the Charitable, trying to bake manna bread and getting manna pissed off big time?
they talked about it as the space-yeast and then thought they try to make buns out of it?
Mmm, space-buns…
But seriously.. they were trying to make a souffle out of the space yeast? WTF?!? Surly they should have called in ‘real’ scientists as opposed to cooks…what’d they expect was gonna happen?!?
…oh.. and I think our guy here got suddenly quiet and likely dead as the scene ended without us seeing his face; guess he didn’t watch his… ah well.. lady’s got good gun control {two the head and one in the chest}!
They need space-cranberry juice.
Flour & saltwater; It’s no wonder that thing has such a…pasty…complexion.
That’s what you get for not being gluten-free!
So that’s where the Pillsbury doughboy came from…