Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
This is how networking happens!
Of course he’s still locked in the cell, but … I guess the zombified victims still retain their memories and can be controlled intelligently by the fungus, so they’ll probably be kind enough to unlock the door for him… ><
Enjoy the loving bonds of an extended family by welcoming Cthulhu’s umbilical cord!
What is apparent to Brown: It spreads by projectile vomit. It appears to need calcium to form its structures, which it absorbs from bone such as the skull. Its means of infection so far has been serial, and it stays connected once spread. (The initial infection was a drop, but Brown doesn’t know that.)
The suit is almost certainly worthless. Even if the goo cannot penetrate it, the hosts can tear it off. He has two viable options. Run like Hell, or else hide and attempt to sneak out. The first one will only be viable for a few seconds. This thing incapacitates and converts fast.
I’m curious, is it just hunting, or is it a sentient thought behind the attacks? They talked about yeast before all started, so is it more like an aggresive mold than an animal or a virus?
If it’s biologically anything like moldy bread, I’ll never trust penicillin again…
Oh! Also, no matter how secret the base is, there must be someone to send a SOS to. And even if no one had time to send it, which I doubt, since there has been time to get suits on and free prisoners, sudden radio silence from a lab like this must trigger a response. So, if Brown just can keep hidden, he should survive, even in a locked cell, until help arrives. He might have gone mad at the time, but whatever, worse things can happen…
yes, the answer to your question is yes
Short answer is yeah that suit isn’t doing the last guy any good right now
Hey Brown! Beware the Chain Gang-Alien style!
I’ve been calling it the alien cha-cha slide :3
You just gotta go out and not face the first-in-line. The rest probably can’t infect any more.
The operative word being “probably”…
This facility–indeed, possibly this world–is pretty much a write-off now.
“My G-G-God. Holy shit.”
*closes little window delicately*
now THAT is manners in all circumstances
What’s the design on his shirt?
sushi
Soon we’ll find out if there’s sashimi inside the shirt.
Simple… open mouth to three times circumference of head… projectile vomit is captured within enlarged mouth as it leaps for you… close mouth and suck conga-line up like a strand of spaghetti… pash original victim in “the lady and the tramp” style romance scene and in the process acquire rich, tall, dark, handsome suiter who likely is a doctor of some sort, or at least is degree qualified.
I Just wanted to say I love this comic!
Thanks for taking the time to share some love.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Okay.
Alright, all of you guys done f*cked up your jobs for the last time! You’re fired!
It’s like the human centipede all over again.