Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Way this is going he’s gonna get a facefull of goo in the next page too…
MINIONS!
The way it looks the sample ain’t missing no more.
And is out to get revenge for all that being poked, sliced and experimented on…
I wonder if the suit offers any protection and the stuff is on the outside scrabbling around the corners to get in. Or if it punches right through…
If it can punch through a skull in short order then likely the suit isn’t doing much more. The googles, they do nothing!
And thus where born, the Kardashians
Officially love *SMAP!*
I hate to say it but now would be a good time in instigate the wildfire protocol.
I would have vaporized the site two strips ago.
Shitty situation there, being locked into a room with Sticky doing a congaline with anyone who might have a key…
It’s time to not leave your cell for any reason…
Yeah, that’s a terrible idea, but so is going outside.
Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure…
The good news is, that thing ain’t going in there through the hole in the window.
…because if it does, it’s pretty much *stuck* at that point. Unless it takes the door with it…
The bad news comes in the form of death by dehydration in a 3×4 room bathed in red light and filled with a siren screeching endlessly.
True, but that is not the worst thing that has ever happened to a viewpoint character in this comic.
Understatement of a lifetime there
I think that guy is going to become the specimen of the SMAP stuff
The sample didn’t quite think this one through: the more humans the Red Rover monster infects, the harder it is for it to get around. Eventually there will be a web of like thirty humans trapped in a large complex.
Honestly, though, there’s no reason to expect something like this would dominate the planet in every circumstance. Horror movies always make these infectious things unrealistically perfect for whatever environment they spring up in, because for most viewers, that’s scary.
HA! Told you so!
in the case of getting stuck.. it could just digest the ones that are causing the “line that is caught” considering it can melt flesh and bone with extreme efficiency.
No Brown, the sample isn’t missing anymore…