Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Looks like our SCP-Style Protagonist.
He really hates carrying out Procedure 110-Montauk.
Now that you’ve mentioned it, the guy does have a sort of Class-D personnel air about him.
There needs to be more movies like this.
You are a very smart person.
NOW they decide to use safety suits?!?!?!?!? This must be a government-run facility….
Nailed it.
Is that a tattoo of the female reproductive track?
Or something with a star in it. Wait, it could be both…
Brown must be the resident Glob Whisperer. He’ll turn that frown into a slime.
I see what you did there š
Is that the female reproductive system on his arm?
Rorschach inkblot tattoo! I want one.
Pretty sure that tattoo is the bottom of a longhorn steer’s skull with a star in the center. Maybe the facility’s “everything going to hell” contingency plan is to force the organism to try to mess with Texas which, if the bumper stickers are to be believed, should not be done.
It’s a cow skull with a star in it. Texas is about to be messed with.
I think its a dolphin
He reported the sample missing and they put him in holding until the shit has hit the fan.
I can totally understand him calling them assholes since I have been in virtually the exact same position: blamed for something gone wrong, then brought in to fix it. What asshoes. And, yes, that’s totally Texas.
Even this hipster’s nautical star tattoo is sh*tting itself at how much trouble he’s in!