Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
It’s only too late that we realize the perils of sharing chewing gum.
Waka! Waka!
It’s gonna take her FOREVER to get that out of her hair!
Good thing that guy doesn’t have hair (or scalp anymore), or he’d have a tough time of it, too.
And it looks like your mother was right: You really can’t chew gum and stay alive at the same time!
Eeew! Cooties!
This all seems over so quickly… oO;
Well, at least now it’s contained. Yay!
looks like the goo chewed through his cranium I think that’s brain.
I don’t think you’re wrong.
Well this is going down hill fast.
One gloop to rule them all, one gloop behind them;
One gloop to bring them all, and in the stickiness bind them.
I too hate it when people blow huge bubbles with their gum, this always seems to happen
You’ve got some schmutz on your face…
aaaaaaand I’m guessing this is the last page of specimen
Did you read, “Constriction” or “Frenzy?” I think this is just the beginning… now we get to watch the horror escalate in true “False Positive” fashion.
Ewww. I can see his think-meats.
I now pronounce you……..thing and thing-ess.
Anybody else see the Lady and the Tramp “spaghetti” scene here?
Precisely my first thought as well. But then her drooping body kiiiiinda kills the mood.
A bit.
Don’t tell tricksterwolf.
Aww, there’s a little strand of saliva between them! <3 So hawt.
(now is the part where I pretend I was just kidding)
anyone remembering ache?
curious that it has melted through the skull yet left the brain more or less intact, the specimen likely knows that it needs it to keep controlling his body
Ack ack! Ack ack ack… Ack!
Hmm. I rather liked his shirt. A shame… I wonder if that fine detail will become relevant later.
It’s just like lady and the tramp! So cute :3
It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of kicks!
This makes me sad, how quickly she lost…
Indeed, but … reading this comic, you have to just assume the character you like the most will be mind-raped and eviscerated shortly…. TT
Back in the old days, the young folks would make taffy at parties. Once the candy had cooled enough to handle, a young gentleman and a young lady would take a mass of warm taffy between them and twist and pull it until the texture was smooth and stiff. Often the guests would take turns pulling the taffy. It combined romance, a simple party game, and a party treat in one activity. http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Old-Time-Taffy-Pull/
But those idiots are doing it wrong! You’re supposed to handle the taffy with your hands, not your teeth!
“Ma’am, I’m afraid I have bad news for you. Your specimen just came out of the lab & we’ve double-checked the results to confirm that it’s not a False Positive.”
It looks like they were feeding the specimen the wrong thing previously. Human – the breakfast of champions.