Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Gesundheit!
“My only regret is that this website does not give me a “Like” to give for this comment.”
~Almost, but not quite, Nathan Hale
An alien that is unaffected by witty banter? They really are doomed!
It is not uneffected by witty banter, it realised the girl was the better host.
I know it’s a long running gag in the genre, but the suits they’re wearing are just cleanroom suits, so you don’t leak hair onto silicon chips or slides.
They’re useless if you are working with hazardous materials for just this very reason.
They didn’t perceive the specimen as a hazard. Their protocols preserved the integrity of the subject and avoided contamination of the specimen: clean room suits not HAZMAT suits.
Their experiments altered the specimen and their hubris will bring death and destruction.
Unlucky page 13.
If you don’t know what it is, it’s a hazard.
Unless your tests determined it wasn’t a hazard.
You don’t know what you don’t know.
If you are a hazard and don’t know it, clap your hands
Well played, sir.
Invasive, converts matter quickly, and deadly aim with the killer vomit. Where can I get one?
C’mon… give us a kiss! Let’s “Suck Face!”
Welp, so much for miss badass agent
Well, that escalated quickly. I think the ‘burn’ protocol is in order here.
The main flaw was specifying that the doc keep his distance, not the specimen.
Don’t underestimate this clever girl. She probably has some built in defense like acidic xenomorph blood or a macrophagic immune system. Which is why she needs distance to preserve her specimen.
SUCH a pretty face… ah well
How polite. It kept it’s distance.
Temp walks in, “So i brought you guys these data…. Oh, god bad timing, I’m sorry”
Nobody puts baby into a corner. No one ignores the baby. This baby gets right up in your face.
Ooooh, French kissing, are we?