Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Damn seagulls!
Haha, yeah – but inside too? – Now the damn birds are just pushing it!
That splurge seems to be putting quite a dent in his skull
This is a False Positive comic. You just got hit with a possibly alien goop. Throw yourself in an incinerator now and save yourself a lot of hassle.
But hey, on the plus side, it isn’t stolen.
well that went down faster than I thought. huh.
I knew it was going to be bad but I still never see what’s coming, my first thought was, “Holy Hell!” Any ways I just want to say how much I love these stories. I like fluff and stuff as much as the next person but there’s a certain thrill and dark humor that comes with exploring more twisted themes. I also appreciate the different art styles per comic, it’s a unique experience to find in an online comic and worth the wait.
Ew. It’s crushing his skull. (yes!)
Well that escalated quickly.
But not really though.
Here we go!
Hair-raising!
And that’s how Donald Trump was made.
Wouldn’t that require 200lbs. of horse manure and a cheap rug? I suppose the specimen could sub for the toupee but it looks too, um… natural?
Maybe it’s friendly!!
Finally, after 7 billion years in hibernation a new and compatible host…this planet is mine.
How do ya like them nutrients?
Oh hey maybe it’s benign and it just wants to help him grow an awesome ‘fro š But as things usually work out it will probably melt his face, take over his body or something even worse. I daresay, this webcomic never gets boring or dull. Awesome imagination good sir, you have my respect since page one both in terms of art and story.
Now he has a yeast infection.
You can tell it’s working, because your scalp tingled!
It’s not necesarily crusching his skull. It could be melting it.
Case of the stolen goo closed, end of comic ^^
I’m squishing your little head! I’m squishing it!
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!
The missing sample came home. It’s just hugging him. Really.
Thaaaat’s it. We’re all doomed.