Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Uh oh… Don’t like the looks of that skull on the floor!
…or the various other human-looking bones. and what/who is in the sealed tank?
Eh, could be he had to cannibalize dead passengers. He just said he had to survive horrors, didn’t say he commited them. š Remember, there’s always a glimmer of hope for puppies and rainbows, even in False Positive!
“The horrors I’ve endured in order to survive”, human remains in the bathtub… yup, he’s a cannibal allright!
Color-coded security clearance levels? The Department of Homeland Security goes to spaaaace?
Uh-oh, I hope they’re not playing Paranoia. The Computer is NOT your friend.
Playing, Citizen? The act of “playing” during a work cycle is Treason. Failure to recognize The Computer as Your Friend is Treason. This has been noted on your Permanent Record. Please submit your tongue-print at the nearest termination booth for immediate processing. Perhaps your next clone will do better.
Citizen secretary, you have once again failed to revive one of your fellow crew members. Your error has resulted in the death of said crew member. You have been penalized another 50 credits on your food ration account. It has been 6,625 day cycles since you were last issued nutrients. Aren’t you feeling hungry by now, Citizen?
Nice.
I see skull….
Love how the most advanced cryogenics technology in SPAAAACE can still look like a dirty bathroom that would give you the clenches just to look at it.
“Welcome to my parlor,” said the Spider to the Fly…
Cryogenic suspended animation chamber works very well as a frozen food locker, and it comes prestocked.