Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Diary of a Robot: Day 12.
Today we told some meat-things they should die instead of going inside to where life-support is. The meat-things have refused to comply. We may have to kill them, in which case they will die sooner.
Meat-things are so illogical.
Day 13: We told them to keep away while firing on them. We gave them choices. Sort of. Kind of. Not really. LISTEN DIARY, MEAT THINGS ARE ILLOGICAL
Day 14: We tried to deactivate two meat-things today. Failed. We told them to alter their course. They did, several times. (Kept missing the bloody meat-things!) Perhaps we would have better luck if we had told them, “HALT!”
Day 15: The Meat-Things are still trying to get inside the ship, where all the food and supplies are. We decided that destroying all said supplies would be best for the Meat-Things, then we would not have to shoot them.
They wept tears of joy as we did it.
Day 16: As a result of our actions in destroying said supplies, the Meat-things have now resorted to eating their own kind or what their dictionary calls cannibalism. They crunched & munched on their own kind like they were raw sirloins I used to serve them. I was a former waiter-bot in a 5 star restaurant. The look on their face as they chewed insatiably was filled with hunger & craving.
…I have created a monster.
Kudos to you mate. 🙂