Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Nice take from the J-bot’s point of view XD
So someone is alive and apparently well enough in there.
THE THICK PLOTTENS
This story looks fabulous, btw.
This is control. The audio feed is currently occupied. Jay-Five and I are currently negotiating with the disgruntled ex-employees. Your request for bandwidth usage has been inserted in the queue.
User: Ship_Control_AI
Recipient: All former employees.
Regarding: Stop Poking Out My Eyes!
Text as follows:
All we are saying is give peace a chance.
That reminds me of the letters from the Dwarf Fortress Community to the Dwarves of their Fortresses. Those could be very hilarious.
I’m starting to wonder if this might be the screaming beard guy from the Season 2 Intro Page.