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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
It fell for it?? But why would it help them if they’ve been fired??
The suits are propably company equipment and he would have to check them anyways to determine how much they’ll have to pay for the damage they did.
That must be it.
That was satisfying. š
Get owned tiny robot!
I think mama robot ain’t gonna be pleased š
OM NOM NOM NOM
“Now running diagno..st-(chkksssh)-ic. Day-zee, (shhkkkt) day-zee, tell (bzkkft) me yrrrrrr…rr… .rr…..(pffkkkkbssht – click)
Yep…just like mama used to make!
bad girl š
Even an anti-aircraft machine gun is as innocent and gullible as a new born baby!
NOOOOOO
YOU FOOL
THE ROBOT WAS THE ONLY THING CAPABLE OF SAVING YOUR STUPID ASS
Next ep, all the robots zillion bureaucrat-bot friends descend on our heroes…
Crow: Great! Do that three more times and the robot is history.
Joel: Diagnostics complete. Your key plate shows impact damage, possibly from contact with my face. Suggested solution: I’ll give you my lunch money if you don’t do that again.
Servo: Um, guys? I just realized that our intrepid heroes did not let J5 finish his statement here. ( http://falsepositivecomic.com/2013/06/12/sentinel-page-12/ ) I think that’s going to whip around and bite them with lots of big, nasty teeth.
This forum is busted: I cannot +1 Crow.
+ERROR+
That device is not intended to be inserted into that port!
Is the panel opening on the side of the robot?
There’s a panel there that definitely wasn’t open before…