Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
BE CALM!!!
*yay*
Fuck yes!
Santa seems to have a new “naughty” detection system…
Santa takes particular notice on where all of the naughty girls live…
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And a welcome return to you…
the aztec calendar and the antler are amazing
WOO HOO!!
It Begins
IT BEGINS!!!!
I’m reminded of the ‘Mysterious Stranger’ sequence from the claymation movie “The Adventures of Mark Twain”
*Kermit Arm Flail* Yaaaaaay!!
Geez, you can make the most innocuous things look creepy as hell!
Not gonna lie, I’ve been coming to this page almost daily for the past two weeks waiting for this,
Yea!!! You’re back. Hope you had an amazing summer. This is creepy and weird as hell. Although I was half a sleep when I first saw it and thought the stag was in a Hefner style smoking jacket. Slightly less weird without that. Looking forward to the next page. X
This must be why there were all those skulls in the last story. At least the faces don’t look unhappy.