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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Saying things like “Chomp. Chomp.” and “Nom. Nom. Chom.” is a very typical human activity. And I suspect the black locusts are simply acid reflux, or the byproduct of smoking too much. I suspect the reverse exorcism went quite smoothly indeed.
BUTTERFLIES! YAY!!!
Um. What?
Okay, so this is the funniest thing on the website.
Buttered popcorn, followed by butterflies?
Or, with the thin trickles of blood at the corners of her mouth, would those be blooderflies?
Either way, a rather whimsical take on… whatever horrible, hellish thing is taking residence in her body.
I am loving “blooderflies”. Nice. 🙂
Seems like a reaction a/the Wayfarer might have…
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OK, definitely not old beardy at the wheel!
And that, dear people, is why you should never make your date buy you popcorn at the movies.
That’s one hell of a burp. Bloody popcorn moths… funtiems.
You know if I was some sort of elder horror put in to a body and the first thing I saw was popcorn, I would do the same thing. I’m pretty sure that there isn’t any popcorn in the spirit world.
Elder horror sounds so judgemental…you should be more accepting of our incomprehensible cousins from beyond the void.
You know, I get the exact same thing when I eat popcorn…
Ha ha ha haaaaaaghhhh!!!!!!
Man,….I totally laughed out loud at this!!!
Absolutely hilarious!
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this was likely not the desired outcome.
Definitely caught up to “Detained” on the all time best FalsePositive chapter.
I also like popcorn, but not quite that much.
well, somebody (something?) is happy! food is a good way to start a relationship!
AWESOME. (Side note: that may or may not be how I devour popcorn, too.)
Ha, that was an awesome page.
It’s reaction to popcorn kinda reminds me of Cookie Monster o.o. With the distinct difference of course being, I don’t think Cookie Monster is going to eat the children when he finishes with his cookies.
Anyone else notice how the lady’s eyes were white last page (probably rolled back in her head), and now they’re solid black? I wonder how long it’ll take for those dutiful children who performed the ritual to notice.
the stories never fail to deliver on the unexpected
Papa Nurgle, is that you?
And then the demon fled back to its hellish domain after getting a sharp piece of popcorn kernel in the gums of its host body.
I FREAKING KNEW IT!
Best comic ever… that popcorn sure as hell wasn’t going to eat itself.
And mindbogginlgy surprised me the secoind time in one COmic.
Well done.
Also: Popcorn , ? , BLood/Shadowbutterflies?
What is the missing step, and how does this lead to profit?
I was wrong, this is absolutely the upmost ludicrous and delightful thing I have ever seen.
The creature is just going “Aw yis, mothafuckin popcorn!”
That entity has never tasted popcorn before.
Oh, common they just copied me eating pocporn.
I just laughed so hard my husband came over to see what was SO damned funny. I’m especially amused that this . . . um, being, seems to be saying the noms and chomps, instead of them just being accompanying sounds. It’s like when your grandparents discover memes and try to show how cool and hip they are.
Also, I really want this as my computer’s background now.