Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Game over, man. Game over!
Little did he know that “hello” is a horrible insult in the aliens’ language.
Is the green/blue alien female/male?
The blue ones are space scientist, the green one is a random space janitor that paid fifty space bucks to get to look at the weird space alien they dragged out of space.
^ace š
Also, they’re clearly the far descendants of Animal, best of drummers.
The blue/green are just sensory orb colors, kind of like our retinas, only they see 88% more of the ems. The position of the floating one determins their sex. There are 27 of them.
at least he didn’t say “i seem to be having trouble with my lifestyle.”… it’s still early though…
* “I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.”
ooooh what if they kill him again???
Slaughterhouse-Six
I knew someone was going to correct me… Sadly no way to edit comment afaik.
Maybe They experiment the best ways to kill a human being…,reviving him again and again…
Ok human… “Make with the Rishathra!”
Hey! Check him out. It’s the guy from the “False Positive Season 2 illustration!”
These aliens are obviously more advanced than our civilization. Perhaps they are what humans have evolved to in the future.
It’s right about now I would expect the protagonist to realize there are worse things than death.