Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
My teeth still ache
Could be, but this looks like something different to me.
Hey may look fine now, but just wait until he sees the medical bill.
LOL
the pipe’s been fixed as well.
That’s impressive medical care. “Sir, we’ve repaired the hole the pipe made in your chest, and we’ve repaired the pipe in case you would like it back.”
Interesting that the suit was not consumed either. Whatever that was, it has a pretty good understanding of where bodies begin and end, and of their integrities.
But we can’t see his integrities
Hrm. I’ll go out on a limb and guess the story’s about a man who cannot die, but wants to, yet his ship keeps bringing him back to life.
Interesting consideration.
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
See, that’s not so bad.
A mistake many novices make is to forget to peel the spaceman before cooking. This leaves an inedible residue in the bottom of the pot and makes clean up that much more difficult.
Hilarious consideration!
man, I can’t even imagine how long it took to draw all of those… noodles or whatever.
Amazing as always.
Not since Yolk have I gravitated back to this website so often in the hopes there might be a new update. Even without words this story has me hooked. Bravo
What are the odds the group responsible for working with this spaceman has altruistic motives? And if they are altruistic, from whose perspective?
Looks rather relaxed for a chap that woke up in a bed of invasive noodles.
I wonder how many packages of regenerative ramen that took.
Boy do I love this texture. <3