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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
claw is too reminiscent of facehugger for my comfort
Dude that looks really kinda fatal… Maybe he’s flash frozen solid…and likely Very dead… at least in the conventional sense.
Space Odyssey: 3001 anyone?
There is no blood, which suggests to me he is dead. But the title is redeem so maybe that is about to change.
Oh, maybe he’s going to be okay now that he’s in the bubble!
haha, I’m so silly 🙂
Be hilarious if they thought the crowbar was part of him and left it in during the reconstitution.
Take one spaceman and place him in a pot of spherical water. Simmer for two hours. If your spaceman is screaming at the end of two hours, he is undercooked. If this the case, turn up the heat slightly and continue cooking for an additional half hour.
Guessing aliens found this bit of ‘debris’ and they’re gonna bring him back to life for a good ol’ probing! Neat how we’ve had two space stories this season.
So they bring him back to life, let him die while escaping, pick him up again and start all over?
Oh no! An anti-escape orb! “You are number 6”
I am not a number! I am a free man!
“Serving Man”
So this is the tie-in to the cover of season 2?
Good call… made me wonder what gave him the headache…
“This exospecies is called a Krovaxinidaton. We know little of their kind, but our scholars have studied these primitive creatures for several emclicks and we can now accurately extrapolate the details of their society. Krovaxinidatons are born and bred in space, living their entire lives within a protective metal exoskeleton. This structure provides a radiation shield for the animal and allows it to collect trace atoms of hydrogen for fuel.
The metal bar through this specimen is believed to be of great cultural significance. Our scholars currently believe that the Krovaxinidatons such as this one impaled themselves on metal bars in order to attract the most bulbous and fecund mate. Unfortunately, we can see this particular creature was ultimately unsuccessful: the coarse hair around what we believe to be the digestive waste aperture would surely have been eaten clean off during the mating wiggle.”
Hahaha… mating wiggle! Love it.