Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
OH MY GOD… IT’S FULL OF STARS
I’m pretty sure those wonders won’t include a stripper factory and beer volcano……
I wonder there’s going to be some kind of twist? like Lt. Bill was ready for this all along and has an entity slaying viral brain meme implanted in his psyche…
Or it turns out that his full name is Lt. William Macready…
We…? Um, uh oh.
(I suppose being subsumed by a “cosmic eldritch horror” can be considered a wonder)
“. . . You may experience some discomfort as we dismantle your current operating substrate.”
Talk about a bad hair day… I’ll let myself out.
I’m wondering about a thing out in deep space needing fangs. Fangs seem kind of meaty-terrestrial. I think they would have to be coming from the human, along with the eyes, the tentacles, and the tongue-worms or whatever they are.
‘A form you are uncomfortable with’, then?
A-am I finally going to meet Oprah?
Fox-god-thing from season one! WOOOOOOOOOT!
False Positive: when in doubt, it’s Magical Coyote God (or his true cosmical abomination form)
Sounds like a line from Pinhead
Yep. You nailed it before I could mention it.
Given past stories, can we assume this is the end?
“I’m gonna need a bigger boat.”
So far, this story has references and homages to Hellboy, Hellraiser, H.P. Lovecraft mythos, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and 3 or 4 other False Positive stories. Anything else?
The Wayfarer always used the phrase “great and terrible marvels”, while this guy just says “wonders”…
Ah, wait. William has frequently declared “marvelous”… marvelous… marvels… William is the Wayfarer. His becoming is his transformation.
All that tentacle porn doesn’t look so sexy now, does it?
I am beginning to think that the Wayfarer if a very lonely guy.
Marvelous!
Oh, and by the way, the right answer was “turquoise.”
Say hi to Oprah for us!
These wonders…you will not enjoy them.
Seems to be the same person from Detained and Wayfarer.
http://falsepositivecomic.com/2012/07/16/detained-page-11/
The form is the same, and the person talks the same in all of them.
Such sights, eh? Worse than a creature that seems to surround itself with signals that look like black holes? Probably, yes.
I really don’t see anything here that would suggest this is the fox god.
I would really have liked it if they weren’t the same being.
I only started reading this, and I still don’t know who the fox god is because I kinda skipped to that chapter, but I do kinda agree