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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Maybe they’re trying to help him get home… although that is way too upbeat for this comic series. Perhaps they’re stranded too and desperately hoping to communicate with him for the purpose of getting him to dial out.
He’s about to meet god.
This happened in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.
Could be testing exposure to their “god” on a viable intelligent being
Or a sacrafice
Maybe their ‘god’ feeds on intelligence. The monkey doesn’t qualify for snack status, and the telekinetic alien is incomprehensible to the colour spaghetti guys, so they disregard it’s sentience.
Perfect bait for a carnivore species…Their souls will be savored over centuries,
Like shooting fish in a barrel, catching a whole station with a wiggling spaceman worm…Find the hook!
The aliens still seemed pissed / disappointed, and the texture on their spaceship is still amazing.
Why pissed?
Could just as easily be a “let’s get a milkshake” expression, but it’s probably closer to a “Hail Satan!” expression.
I think black spheres are their version of silence.
I agree.
Reverence.
maybe it’s a zoo, but they don’t keep intelligent life so they’re just tossing him back
Ah, I think I get it. They weren’t sucking the color out of his space suit, they painted his white space suit with some kind of sacred markings. One one in the center of his helmet almost looks like a kanji.
Yes, thank you-your presentation was fantastically dull but you can do geometry. And now we’re going to space you!
Going to split one-to-three here:
Joel: Remember, kiddies, when you are done playing with your toys, put them right back where you got them from.
Servo: The earthman has redeemed himself! Now we can send him out to convert the heathens. Now that our human has become pure of spirit, his soul will go to Heaven when the heathens eat him.
Crow: I think he pissed off the spaghetti monsters when he said, “Holy shit!” I guess they get offended when someone worships feces.
The twist is that these aliens are actually space jocks. And he’s like that guy that falls asleep on a frat party and gets his face scribbled on with permanent ink. Now he has to make the long space walk of shame all the way back to earth, poor guy.
I love this guy’s unflappable positive attitude. I don’t know if it will help him at all, but it’s refreshing!
I can’t help but think Intrepid Explorer and the Exiled family are each better suited for the other’s story, at least with regards to personality.
Their Spaceship is heavily inspired by the Bab5 Minbary ship designs.
besides that I`ve got no fucking idea where the story is going – as usual with your work.
like it though!
I was thinking the ship from Flight of the Navigator.
“We don’t want you anymore. Back you go.”
Lieutenant Marvellous!
I am a fan of LT Marvellous. I hope he has a better outcome than most FP protagonists, he’s earned it.
okay what is that crystalline dealio back there? Unlike Spacer Optimist… I got a *baaad* feeling about this…
Either he’s gonna come face to face with the guy who put the crowbar through him and pushed him outta the airlock and left him adrift in the first place. Or we find out this guy has been adrift in space for quite a while and something’s happened to the human race, like the color talking creatures are humans after umpteen eons…