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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Space chimp FTW!
That monkey has that face of, “You failed too huh? So much for being the ‘superior race.'”
Race? Apes aren’t a race of humans or vice versa. I believe you’re thinking of “species”.
“Race” more like the idea of elves, dwarves, etc. being “races” of hominids, but not of humans, per se. “Species” is technically still more correct, but he’s not referring to races re: ethnicity or whatnot.
They seem prepared to accommodate forms of life with rather different environments. I’d guess either a research station or a zoo.
Also, monkey! :V
Intergalactic zoo
Intergalactic exotic barbecue.
You wouldn’t want to eat something, that actually can solve simplest children puzzle from your planet, would you?
Is that alien the same race as in “Exiled?”
It looks like it!
The one on the ceiling looks like the aliens in Stinkeye
Definitely the same race, just re-read that story line.
Quick! Eat him and gain immortality so you can survive the vacuum of space when your new overlords tire of you!
Why doesn’t the alien just eat himself?
Food for thought.
Food for immortality.
Hmm, so what happens if the alien eats a human?
Ah, good observation; I think you’re right about that, too!
Wow, you guys are quick! This tells me it’s time to start re-reading everything. 🙂
It is. And one of the skitterers from Stink Eye,
Oh god, you and @IrinAkae are right! I really wanted those things to be some sort of non-canonical nightmare. D:
(On second thought I wonder how well it did at colored-ball-needlepoint?)
Damn I didn’t even see that!
The Collector works in mysterious ways.
‘Hey, what are you in for?’
and that thing in the far cell looks like the teeth spiders from stink eye!
The creature behind the one from “Exiled” looks like one of the baby creatures that ate Piper in “Stink Eye”.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “It’s just a glass box and all my neighbors can see and hear me. And they are mostly horrible life forms no human should ever see.” But the rent is amazing.
After contact with untold trillions of alien species, the chromanticons finally discover kindred intelligence in the Earthling mantis shrimp.
(Mantis shrimp see color in sixteen dimensions, as opposed to most humans’ three.)
And then the Mantis Shrimp would overthrow the Chromanticon civilization because mantis shrimp are notoriously unsociable, ill tempered, and pack a hell of a bullet-punch.
there are drains in the cells, is this for excretions or do the cells fill with fluid, perhaps the strange medical stuff from earlier?
Chimp: Oh hell, it’s one of those insufferable furless bipeds. I hate it when relatives drop by unannounced.
Is that monkey one of the first chimpanzees to sent into space? It got picked up by colorroids too?
Hey, it’s one of the things from Exiled!
Praise Continuity!!!