Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
im going to gag on the next page or so it seems
He REALLY doesn’t want to see the dentist. Wuss.
I bet he doesn’t have health insurance.
He is the 99%, and it might kill him.
Lol. He will go with the door knob idea after all.