Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
I feel like you just invented the opposite of holding hands.
“Here, take my hand” takes on a completely new meaning 😛
Sharing is caring.
He gave him a hand in order to beat the bad guy.
He doesn’t mind lending a hand…
*The tune is Midnight Blue by Melissa Manchester if anyone cares*
“Wouldn’t you give your hand to a friend… ”
I already did that! Been there, done that, fought the bad guy. Leave me alone.
He had to hand it to him.
That’s what I do whenever my wife is about to order another pizza.
I am Groot
Now there’s a prosthetic that works.
He’s got a handle on this.