Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
“Unhand me”?
Or, “I think they will need a hand. Lend them one, bro.”
Oh, bugger…
I know hand puns will be popular here, but I’m going to take a different route.
*ahem*
Talk about giving someone the finger!
Yeah, a lot of hand jokes will pop up here. Many of them are likely to be so old that they might not even be funny. As for me, I’m at least trying to come up with something fresh & original but I’ll have to admit that I’m stumped.
Wow! Great update! Can’t wait to see what happens next?! Ok see you all in July
The only way to ‘disarm’ a person…
I knew there would be talking. He should have just shoved his fingers in his eyes or something. Do first…talk later if you absolutely have to.