Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
That last panel is the look of someone who has a headache being brought on by have to deal with stupidity.
Huzzah for typos!!!!
Was supposed to be having not have. My typing must be further increasing his headache. 8^(
Stubbornness. Stubbornness will be your downfall.
oh well.
His lack of curiosity shall kill this cat.
Notice: Spaceman’s floor reflection is gone while Father is touching the floor… power transfer? What an epic story!
WTF is going on with the background? The universe is melting!

No. I think its about to start recooalesing, maybe?
Liquifying?
What yet – unconnected storylines could come save the day? I’m hoping for seance or supplier.
Maybe Newton’s Apple or Cache.