Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Chop?
Yeah, definitely looks like spaceman is about to say “Oh no, the gate closed too soon!” But how much does dismemberment affect a shape-shifting spirit creature?
Well that’s one way to beat three immortals with a magical pain barrier.
Opened the way to where is the question?
Into the body of the woman the astronaut was inscribing, and apologizing to, in the first panel of this comic, methinks.
Think of the trick in the film Ghost Rider, only less voluntary.
And… where is the other end???
‘Out of the frying pan…’ ?
SURPRISE BISHES! TRICKED!!!
Lamb to the slaughter… he’s doing just what they want ~ going right where they want him…
He shall leap into the astronaut’s grandmother who was sleeping at the beginning of this comic, and lo, he shall be bound forever to Adam’s rib, which shall be slow-cooked, covered in delicious sauce, and eaten. What?!? You were all thinking it.
This will mean tears before bedtime.
Wait, isn’t he sending him to the desert in Wayfarer?
Possibly, but I’m not sure what problem, if any, that would solve. It would just send him/her/zir to the past, where they would now be forewarned of future events, and have eons to correct their mistake, would it not?
Ah, beat me to it.
“My master, I’ve opened the way . . .” Sheesh! Why do these drama queen deities have to require things like that? Why not some god who says, “Hey, mortal, need a job? It pays in karma, you get all of the manna you can eat and the retirement benefits are Paradise.”