Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
I have a feeling this isn’t going to end up as light hearted as when a Fry became his own Grandfather in Futurama…..
“Now, many many years ago
When I was twenty three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be…”
You know how it goes š
You may be on to something.
The Curious Case of Brangelina Button…
and now for something completely different