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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Do gods dream of holy sheep?
They must be doing something right…That’s twice he’s called them assholes.
Maybe he just wants to sniff them.
Er, say hello, I mean. :V
He’s been playing too many online games.
He’s definitely not a happy “camper” in this game…
My response: “Your insults fill me with pride. I’ll write this in my diary: “Today, evil called me an a$$h@le. I must have been doing something right.”
“Or, you know, it must have been the rising lines of the ritual tetrahedron we’ve been creating with my partners in crime.”
I think he will find that they can hold that prison for a very, very long time.
Two immortals and another that could probably just heal his old age. Yeah I’d say they might have him.
A creature that lives for eons might just consider “wait until the local star turns puffy and burns them out” an acceptable waiting period. Presumably our protagonists intend to use torture to speed things along – because that always ends well, and has no consequences.
Dormannu, I’ve come to bargain.
Actually, the name is Dormammu (double-m, not double-n), but yeah it’s pretty much a similar idea…They can keep him trapped forever if need be, plus they can hurt him occasionally just to keep his attention. He’s going to regret coming into this game in “god-mode,” because he could otherwise just let himself die & re-spawn. Then again, all they would have to do is “camp” at the spawn-zone.
MARTHA
Hmm, let’s see, three functionally immortal beings; how long can they hold this energy shape? Probably a pretty long time, and he has a pretty low boredom threshold…
“A pretty low boredom threshold” is my thought exactly, but said better.
Of course, the astronaut’s blood puddle is expanding. He’s clearly bleeding. Save him, oh gentle master, save him! He can still do one-handed belly rubs … before he betrays you again!!
On the other hand, and speaking of blood, the good dog has two sources of food in the tetrahedron with him, should he get the muchies … or bored.